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Chris Locke is a comedian, writer, actor from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Remember that time you went to investigate that strange noise in your backyard and then when you got back to your living room your last piece of pizza was gone? Ha ha. That was me.

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Amazing poster by Jon Johnson of Waterloo for an up-coming show.

Amazing poster by Jon Johnson of Waterloo for an up-coming show.

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Photo was taken by Jordan Cohen at his amazing Cloud Comedy show last night in Vancouver, B.C. Calling it a blast is an understatement, Mr. President.

Photo was taken by Jordan Cohen at his amazing Cloud Comedy show last night in Vancouver, B.C. Calling it a blast is an understatement, Mr. President.

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Hey guys I made another meme. Pass it on. Enjoy your day.

Hey guys I made another meme. Pass it on. Enjoy your day.

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My Mom’s review of my album.

This is Diane Locke’s (my Mom) review of my new stand up album, The World Is Embarrassing:

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"As a Mother you think you really know your kid, you know the 24 hour 7 days a week, pizza-chip skinny one who matured into the pizza-chip pot-bellied adult, evolution. But you never thought of your dapper-don kid wearing sweatpants, sweating so much that his pee pee looks like a button or between lube and tipping for a chocolate bar, sex with scientist watching was literally his thing or thingy. Never heard of a gin belly but in the good days beer belly was a feat to accomplish, one of the top 10 on a bucket list."

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Right now my album is #1 top album for comedy on itunes all thanks to you!! I feel a bit cheesy but thank you so much for all of your support!! Thanks! Look out Scuzz Twittly! 

Right now my album is #1 top album for comedy on itunes all thanks to you!! I feel a bit cheesy but thank you so much for all of your support!! Thanks! Look out Scuzz Twittly! 

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A different version of this joke is on the up-coming album. Enjoy! And buy the album 02/01/2014 on itunes! Thanks!

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Thanks to Andrew Strapp & Jeremy Mersereau

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